No Day But Today

"I want my heart and my passions to be the most beautiful things about me"


why do people act like its some sort of insurmountable challenge to never be offensive like ‘ahhh fuck///.. accidentally called someone 16 slurs again… fuck this is hard/… dont hurt me social justice… ahhh

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"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert




do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

(via cheetosgirls)